make life an adventure

Have you given any thought to what your fan’s nicknames are going to be? (x)

sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

eatdacakeannamae:

You know what…

eatdacakeannamae:

You know what…

amazingkateisalwayscatchingfire:

So today in school our German teacher wasn’t in so we were watching Frozen but it stopped to buffer and one of the guys in my class said, “Oh no the movie is frozen!” and we gave him a round of applause

You know what a Maple Tree does when he’s in love?

queen-siobhan:

He writes sappy love notes

probablydemons:

This week’s pun board.

probablydemons:

This week’s pun board.

dailypuns:

If I had a boat I’d call it OTP, cause I’d ship it.

It would really sink if they broke up.

dailypuns:

If you read The Fault in our Stars by John Green outside on a windy day, a Gus of wind might turn the page for you.

mamayuuma:

mamayuuma:

what do you call a broken can opener

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a can’t opener

How would Draco Malfoy move around if he was a snake? By Slytherin

dailypuns:

This pun is ravenclawsome!

officialunitedstates:

been carrying around this sack of bees ever since my grandmother told me beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.  to be honest sometimes I wish she had never told me this information

gearstation:

gearstation:

my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled

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WOW

When is a door not a door? When it's a jar

dailypuns:

I a-door this!